I think I may need help...

[sessifet]

I just saw a picture of a Fell-Beast model. It was made of pink plasticine, and was stuck on a black background.

It looked disturbingly like a penis with teeth.

I sure hope himself won't mind not having sex until I am free of that particular image.

The Lesson for today?

Do not watch the Appendices of The Two Towers when under the influence of prescribed painkillers.

*floats off to find a world not inhabited by phallic Fell-Beasts*