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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this amazing show!
We promise, nay guarantee, you an unforgettable, once in a lifetime experience!
For tonight, my dear friends, you will have the chance to watch the great master of Kitten-fu himself!
Give him a big hand, ladies and gentlemen, for here he is: The Great! The Wonderful! The Amazing...Fuzzball of Doom!
Watch in amazement how he performs his mindboggling feats of Cuteness!
Gasp in delight as you watch him employ the secret tactics of the ancient masters of Kitten-fu!
He will dazzle you!
He will enchant you!
He will hypnotise you!
He will steal your boyfriend's cheese toastie when he's not looking...
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this amazing show!
We promise, nay guarantee, you an unforgettable, once in a lifetime experience!
For tonight, my dear friends, you will have the chance to watch the great master of Kitten-fu himself!
Give him a big hand, ladies and gentlemen, for here he is: The Great! The Wonderful! The Amazing...Fuzzball of Doom!
Watch in amazement how he performs his mindboggling feats of Cuteness!
Gasp in delight as you watch him employ the secret tactics of the ancient masters of Kitten-fu!
He will dazzle you!
He will enchant you!
He will hypnotise you!
He will steal your boyfriend's cheese toastie when he's not looking...