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Dear Snowball,
running full tilt against the cellar door will not make me feed you any quicker. Neither will tripping over your own paws and falling down the cellar stairs. Doing this will only delay the glorious moment of foodness. Especially when you also manage to get yourself tangled up in the plastic bags lying on the cellar floor.
Now, kindly stop making me cry with laughter, okay? I'm not sure my sides can take anymore.
running full tilt against the cellar door will not make me feed you any quicker. Neither will tripping over your own paws and falling down the cellar stairs. Doing this will only delay the glorious moment of foodness. Especially when you also manage to get yourself tangled up in the plastic bags lying on the cellar floor.
Now, kindly stop making me cry with laughter, okay? I'm not sure my sides can take anymore.