Conversations with my bloke

[sessifet]

How to piss off your girlfriend

Me: I have a second interview next week. Monday morning.
J: That's great. *goes back to watching tv*
Me: Of course, if I get the job, chances are I'll be working until 20.00 three days a week.
J: Huh.
Me: Which means you'd have to make your own dinner.
J: Yeah.
Me: Three times a week.
J: That's cool.
Me: You're not listening, are you?
J: I am! And I already told that I don't know where the cat is.
Me: O_o

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How to confuse your SO

Me: So. You going to the pub tonight?
J: Wasn't planning to. Why, d'you want me out of the house? *continues gaming*
Me: Yup. I need to use the webcam.
J: Ah.
Me: You know, for my weekly naked chatsession.
J: *gives computer screen a coffee bath*

Comments

[arwen-lune.livejournal.com]

Congrats! Hugs! I'll be twiddling my thumbs for you on monday.

[sessifet25.livejournal.com]

Thanks :)