So....

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....Heinz has bottle openings that will stay clean, no matter what you do.

Wish I could say the same thing about the ceiling in my kitchen.

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Should be a slogan, really...

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'Heinz: staining ceilings since 1869!'

or

'Heinz: 57 varieties of staining your ceiling!'

(Except last time, when I managed to get it in the bloke's ear. This is an experience I do not wish to repeat. Let alone him.)

Re: Should be a slogan, really...

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Are there photos?