So....

Mar. 21st, 2006 09:17 pm
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....Heinz has bottle openings that will stay clean, no matter what you do.

Wish I could say the same thing about the ceiling in my kitchen.

Date: 2006-03-21 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perdita-x.livejournal.com
Heinz are very good at getting food onto ceilings!

Should be a slogan, really...

Date: 2006-03-21 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sessifet25.livejournal.com
'Heinz: staining ceilings since 1869!'

or

'Heinz: 57 varieties of staining your ceiling!'

(Except last time, when I managed to get it in the bloke's ear. This is an experience I do not wish to repeat. Let alone him.)

Re: Should be a slogan, really...

Date: 2006-03-21 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] st-lemur.livejournal.com
Are there photos?

Date: 2006-03-22 08:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jelmer.livejournal.com
...


How?!

Easy...

Date: 2006-03-22 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sessifet25.livejournal.com
...Shake and squeeze at the same time. Evil plastic squeezy bottle.

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