And now for your scheduled bit of surrealism:

[sessifet]

Some just put a brand new Picasso in the driveway, got out, put the keys in the front door and drove away in a different car.

No ringing of doorbell. No 'Excuse me, did you hire a car?' or 'Hello, is this [address]'?

I've arranged for it to be picked up and dropped off at the right address.

Go Avis...