Life with cats

Could you please stop yowling at the window? I am not your doorman.

Please?

No. I shan't open the window for you again. Grow some opposable thumbs if you want out that desperately.

Shut up!

Snowball? Get out of the christmas tree. Much obliged.

No, Kenny. It is not yet time for food.

No, seriously. Learn how to tell time. You're not getting any for at least another 3 hours.

Get your butt out of my face.

Oi! Surely my lap is big enough for the both of you? Oh. Evidently it isn't.

Could you please remove your claws from my nipple? Please? It hurts...thank you.

Snowball? Why are you sitting on my shoulder? Helloooo. Yes, I know you love me. I love you too. Could you get your nose out of my ear?

No! No food! It isn't time yet! And get your big hairy butt out of my face!

Snowball, get off the keyboard. Off. Good.

My cheese toastie. Mine. Get away.

Get. Off. The. Keyboard. Or I swear I'll...Thank you.

Please, play nice?

Nononono, play nice.

Biting him on the nadgers is not playing nice!

I know he doesn't have them anymore, but you do not bite each other there! How would you like it if...ah...see? That's doesn't feel nice, now does it?

Stop sulking. You only have yourself to blame.

Snowball! Get out of the bloody christmas tree!

Okay, okay! I'll open the bloody window! There. Happy? Bye now.

Life with cats

Could you please stop yowling at the window? I am not your doorman.

Please?

No. I shan't open the window for you again. Grow some opposable thumbs if you want out that desperately.

Shut up!

Snowball? Get out of the christmas tree. Much obliged.

No, Kenny. It is not yet time for food.

No, seriously. Learn how to tell time. You're not getting any for at least another 3 hours.

Get your butt out of my face.

Oi! Surely my lap is big enough for the both of you? Oh. Evidently it isn't.

Could you please remove your claws from my nipple? Please? It hurts...thank you.

Snowball? Why are you sitting on my shoulder? Helloooo. Yes, I know you love me. I love you too. Could you get your nose out of my ear?

No! No food! It isn't time yet! And get your big hairy butt out of my face!

Snowball, get off the keyboard. Off. Good.

My cheese toastie. Mine. Get away.

Get. Off. The. Keyboard. Or I swear I'll...Thank you.

Please, play nice?

Nononono, play nice.

Biting him on the nadgers is not playing nice!

I know he doesn't have them anymore, but you do not bite each other there! How would you like it if...ah...see? That's doesn't feel nice, now does it?

Stop sulking. You only have yourself to blame.

Snowball! Get out of the bloody christmas tree!

Okay, okay! I'll open the bloody window! There. Happy? Bye now.