I Am Not Well(tm)

Problem is, I can't be Not Well. I have no time to be Not Well, and therefore I must not be Not Well. (If I repeat this often enough, maybe my body'll start believing it and leave me be. Unfortunately, the evidence tells me I'm not having any luck with this whole mind over matter thing.)

My throat hurts, my ears itch, my body hurts, I cough like a dead woman and the cough medicine I've been chugging makes me feel a bit...oh look! pink elephant!...weird.

I shall now go and feel sorry for myself.

I Am Not Well(tm)

Problem is, I can't be Not Well. I have no time to be Not Well, and therefore I must not be Not Well. (If I repeat this often enough, maybe my body'll start believing it and leave me be. Unfortunately, the evidence tells me I'm not having any luck with this whole mind over matter thing.)

My throat hurts, my ears itch, my body hurts, I cough like a dead woman and the cough medicine I've been chugging makes me feel a bit...oh look! pink elephant!...weird.

I shall now go and feel sorry for myself.