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Note to 2nd/3rd line
Jul. 12th, 2010 08:05 pmIf I have to deal with one more of you yoyos calling through and bitching that the engineer you requested over two hours ago on a closed fucking ticket hasn't been booked, I swear I'm going to buy a sledgehammer and start breaking some shit. I think one broken kneecap for every time you fucktards request an engineer via email without either a) raising a ticket, b) reopening a ticket is more than reasonable.
Better yet, how about I break one finger for every single time you raise an engineer's request when a simple profile change would have done the trick? Let's see you type emails with your fingers pointing in all the wrong directions.
It's not rocket science, you know. Open a ticket with all the relevant details and send an email to request an engineer. My mum's dog could figure this one out! And she's actually quite clever! In fact, I think she'd be better at your job than you are. Of course we'll have to wait until drool operated keyboards and mice become the norm, but once those babies are up and running, I'd start worrying about my job if I were you.
Better yet, how about I break one finger for every single time you raise an engineer's request when a simple profile change would have done the trick? Let's see you type emails with your fingers pointing in all the wrong directions.
It's not rocket science, you know. Open a ticket with all the relevant details and send an email to request an engineer. My mum's dog could figure this one out! And she's actually quite clever! In fact, I think she'd be better at your job than you are. Of course we'll have to wait until drool operated keyboards and mice become the norm, but once those babies are up and running, I'd start worrying about my job if I were you.
