Owie?

I broke my 'make sandwiches for work the night before' rule. This would explain why at 7:00 this morning, I was standing over my sink while reciting the age old 'fuckfuckfuckthathurtsfuckbandagesbandages' mantra with blood dripping from my left hand.

Looks like I've cut the webbing between thumb and forefinger. Never knew one of those'd bleed quite so much. One learns something new every day.

Owie?

I broke my 'make sandwiches for work the night before' rule. This would explain why at 7:00 this morning, I was standing over my sink while reciting the age old 'fuckfuckfuckthathurtsfuckbandagesbandages' mantra with blood dripping from my left hand.

Looks like I've cut the webbing between thumb and forefinger. Never knew one of those'd bleed quite so much. One learns something new every day.

Note to neighbours:

If it is making my flat hum like a runaway vibrator hiding in a metal biscuit tin, it is a) not music and b) too. fucking. loud. Turn it down before I come over there and do unspeakable things to you with an ice skate!

Note to neighbours:

If it is making my flat hum like a runaway vibrator hiding in a metal biscuit tin, it is a) not music and b) too. fucking. loud. Turn it down before I come over there and do unspeakable things to you with an ice skate!