Today's battle cry is...
Jun. 9th, 2011 02:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sessifet"Goddammit, Loki," said in a resigned tone of voice.
So far he has:
- attempted to steal my earphones three times.
- stolen a tape measure.
- looked longingly at the Kindle USB cable, but thought better of it when I advanced upon him like an Advancing Army of Doom armed with a ton of bricks.
- stuck his head in a mug of coffee, a half-empty glass of Ribena and my cleavage (in that order).
- sat on Jazz's head when Jazz was just chilling on the sofa next to me.
- stolen one of my slippers.
He's currently upside down in the red chair, sleeping the sleep of the unrighteous and probably dreaming up more nefarious deeds.
So far he has:
- attempted to steal my earphones three times.
- stolen a tape measure.
- looked longingly at the Kindle USB cable, but thought better of it when I advanced upon him like an Advancing Army of Doom armed with a ton of bricks.
- stuck his head in a mug of coffee, a half-empty glass of Ribena and my cleavage (in that order).
- sat on Jazz's head when Jazz was just chilling on the sofa next to me.
- stolen one of my slippers.
He's currently upside down in the red chair, sleeping the sleep of the unrighteous and probably dreaming up more nefarious deeds.
