I think I may not be a girly-girl

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01. DO YOU HAVE ON A LOT OF MAKE-UP?
No.

02. HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON?
On a regular day: nothing. Special occasions: everything I have but eye shadow. This is because when I use eyeshadow, I invariably end up looking like the Technicolour Dream Panda.

03. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY?
Everything from 5 minutes to 45 minutes or so. Depends on the occasion.

04. DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS?
Gah. Lipgloss. 'tis evil. Even a bit makes me look like I stuck my lips into a honey pot...or is that the entire point of it?

05. DOES YOUR LIPGLOSS SMELL GOOD?
See above. I don't have lipgloss.

06. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE?
Yup. It has a tendency to eat anything I put in it. Seriously, this thing is bigger on the inside.

07. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
It is a loud purse. It is a small rainbow. It does not, however, contain a pot of gold.

08. HAVE PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SPEND $400 ON A PURSE LOST THEIR MINDS? WHAT ABOUT $4000?
They haven't lost their minds. Rather, they've beaten them over the head with a mallet and then had them committed.

09. DO YOU HAVE A COACH BAG?
Que?

10. DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUITTON?
Nope. Don't have the money for it, and even if I had, I'd spend it on a computer.

11. HOW MANY PURSES DO YOU HAVE?
Only the one.

12. DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH?
*falls over laughing* Nailpolish?! Me? Hah!
Seriously, I don't have enough nails to use nailpolish on. Also, have you any idea how ugly bitten nails look without the stuff? No need to draw attention to them. Well, more than they already get.

13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE?
Never.

14. DO YOU LIKE MANICURES?
I'm not showing my nails to a manicurist. That'd be cruel and unusual punishment.

15. WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES?
Never tried it. Might be fun.

16. DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO?
See above.

17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT?
Usually the local hairdresser.

18. DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR?
Yup. I like having interesting hair.

19. DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR?
There's no need. My hair is naturally straight.

20. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES?
No. Only 5 pairs or so. Two pairs of sneakers for summer and a pair of army boots for the rest of the year. Oh, and two pairs of heels for when I want to dress up.

21. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES?
My army boots. I love clomping around in them.

22. CAN YOU FATHOM SPENDING $400 ON A PAIR OF SHOES?
Good lord, no. I'd much rather spend it on clothes ;)

23. DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE?
No. Heels make my back hurt after a while.

24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER?
I can walk, run and dance in heels. I don't do it often now, but when I was younger (Eee! Old biddy alert!) I used to wear them all the time.

25. WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES?
Here, there and everywhere.

26. DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK?
No.

27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE?
Don't really have one.

28. HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND?
Depends on what I need and how much money I have to spare.

29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR?
No.

30. DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS?
Heavens, no. I am consciously fashion-impaired.

31. DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES?
I don't really do sunglasses. I prefer hats to keep the sun out of my eyes.

32. HAVE YOU PUNCHED HOLES IN YOUR EARS AS A CONVENIENT PLACE TO HANG JEWELRY?
No. I had my ears pierced because I like earrings, not because I wanted to look like a jewelry rack. (In other words: damn, what a stupid way to ask 'Do you have pierced ears?')

33. HOW ABOUT OTHER PLACES?
I used to have a belly button piercing. Took it out 2 or 3 years back. Am vaguely thinking about going back and having it redone.

34. YOU REALIZE YOU LOSE GIRLY-GIRL POINTS FOR THAT LAST QUESTION, RIGHT?
Er...this one does not make sense. The way the question is phrased means that you lose girly-girl points regardless of what you answered. Anyway, you asked the question, not I, so if anone loses girly-girl points because of it, it's you.

35. HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE?
About 5.

36. DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS?
No. I look ridiculous in them.

37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SKIRTS?
A few. I'm more into dresses, personally. Unfortunately, the type of dresses I like are expensive. So I make do with pants.

38. DO YOU OWN ANY PRICEY SKIN CARE PRODUCTS?
No. I find Nivea works perfectly for most things.

39. DO YOU GET YOUR EYE BROWS DONE?
No. I prefer wielding the pincers of doom myself.

40. CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH?
Yes.

41. DO YOU WEAR A LOT OF EYELINER?
On occasion.

42. CAN YOU CHANGE A SPARE TIRE?
Theoretically, yes. I've not yet had the opportunity to try it out for real.

43. WOULD YOU KNOW IF THERE WAS A SQUID ON YOUR MANIFOLD?
A what on the where now?

44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA?
Some yoga.

45. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF MAGAZINES?
No.