Yoinked from ciciaye

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[] I hate the silence.
[x] I Talk ALOT when I get really nervous. It's 'a lot'. Not 'alot'. Stop writing it like that, or I'll hunt you down and shove a spellchecker down your throat.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[] I'm afraid of the dark when im alone. im? Is that like om? *sigh*
[] I'm afraid of facing my back to open doors at night.
[] I Can't sleep in a room if the door is open
[] I am homosexual.
[x] I believe in true love.
[] I've run away from home.
[x] I listen to political music. It doesn't say from what era, so the 60s and 70s protest songs count, damnit.
[x] I collect comic books.
[] I shut others out when I'm sad. Sometimes
[x] I've stayed out all night.
[] I open up to others easily. It just looks like I do.
[] I am keeping a secret from the world. It's no secret that I'm planning to take over the world and create a benevolent society of geeks.
[x] I watch the news
[] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I love Disney movies. I hoard Disney movies
[] I am a sucker for green eyes.
[] I am a sucker for brown eyes.
[] I am a sucker for blue eyes
[x] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse.
[x] I've slipped and fALLEN in public. Random capitalisation, ahoy!
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation. But only because it's an actual word in Dutch
[] I love Spam
[] I bake well.
[] I have worn pajamas to class.
[] I have owned something from Abercrombie. Who?
[x] I want a better job. Scratch that. I want a job, period.
[] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.
[] I love Dr. Phil. He makes me want to lunge violently at the tv screen.
[x] I like someone.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. I'm not. You are, however.
[x] I am self-conscious.
[x] I love to laugh. Never managed to get airborne, though. And thanks for getting that damn song stuck in my head.
[x] I have tried alcohol.
[x] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.
[x] I have tried a cigarette.
[x] I have smoked a pack in one day.
[] I loved Lord of the Flies.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I have a lot of scars. A moderate amount, at least. And most of them are stupidity-related.
[] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I love chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails.
[] I am not comfortable with being me.
[x] I play computer games when I'm bored.
[] Gotten lost in the city. I'm never lost. I may be spacially conflicted or confused, but never lost.
[x] Thought of suicide before.
[x] Seen a shooting star.
[] Had a menage a trois.
[] Gone out in public in my pajamas.
[] Have kissed a stranger.
[] Have kissed someone really strange.
[x] Hugged a stranger.
[x] Been in a bloody fist fight with someone of a different sex.
[x] Been in a fist fight.
[] Been arrested.
[x] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose.
[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator. Elevator did not like this, and decided to sulk while between two floors.
[x] Made out in an elevator. We were stuck. It seemed a good way to pass the time.
[] Swore at Liberace.
[] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose. Accidentally, now that's a different kettle of fish.
[] Been skydiving.
[] Been bungee jumping.
[x] Gotten stitches. Only the one time, which is a bloody miracle.
[] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x] Bitten someone My sister. She retaliated by hitting me between the eyes with the hammer she had in her hand. We were a very loving family.
[] Been to Niagara Falls.
[x] Gotten the chicken pox. Argh. Itch of Dooooooooooom
[x] Crashed into a car. In my defence, it was stationary at the time. I thought my car was 5 inches narrower than it actually was.
[] been to Japan.
[x] Ridden in a taxi.
[] Shoplifted.
[] Been fired.
[x] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[] Stole something from your job. Appropriated rubber bands, though. Didn't take them out of the building: we just used them for target practice when things got slow.
[] Gone on a blind date.
[] Had a crush on a teacher/coach
[] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.
[] Been married.
[] Gotten divorced.
[x] Saw someone/something dying.
[] have a list of people you want to kill. Not me. My inner grammar whore on the other hand...
[] Driven over 400 miles in one day.
[] Been to Canada.
[x] Been on a Plane.
[] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[] Thrown up in a bar.
[x] Eaten sushi.
[] Been snow skiing. I am clumsy enough on my own two feet to seriously doubt the wisdom of hurling myself down a hill at Mach 3.
[x] Been ice skating..
[x] Cried in public.
[] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed. Of course not! Closing my eyes means I can't read my book anymore.
[] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn't have.
[] Thought of someone almost 24/7
[] Hate the world. Just isolated pockets, really.