I am a sad muppet.

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We make use of a database (well, many databases...databi...thingies). The main one we use is called Primus. 

Just spent some time with a coworker complaining about it.

I voted for renaming the damn thing to Unicron.

I got a 'bzuh?'  look in return.

I am a sad, sad geek.