Why I can't have nice things:

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iPhone dropped from my desk and hit the desk leg just near the speaker. Cracked the screen on the top right hand corner, which is going to cost 139 quid to get replaced (or get the entire phone replaced). This is why I can't have nice things, people. I break them. It doesn't fucking matter how careful I am, something always happens and I ruin it.

If you need me, I'll be in the corner over there kicking myself.