Styrofoam romance

[sessifet]

While preparing desk molishment, the styrofoam fell in love with me and followed me around. This was rather disconcerting. I went to the left and the styrofoam went 'Whoo!' and followed me. I went to the right and it went 'Whee!' and followed me. I lef the room and it went 'Noooooo! Statiiiiic,' and clung to me like a lovestruck limpet. Going 'nyargh!' and flapping my hands led to a small snowstorm, which promptly settled again in my hair. And my shirt. And my cleavage (which is impressive as this shirt does not expose said cleavage). I eventually got rid of them.

Halfway during desk building I realised there was something amiss on my shoulder. I looked round. A 5'' piece of styrofoam smiled and waved sheepishly. ''lo', it said. 'Oh no, you don't,' I said and made a grab. 'Wheeee!', it went as it crawled between my shoulderblades. I spun around. 'Yay!', it went. In the end I had to scrape it off on the bed. It was unhappy with me. I picked it up and threw it in the bin, where it and its brethren used their combined powers and went 'Wahey! and jumped at my hands. I eventually got rid of them too.

And then I went to the bathroom. There was a small piece of styrofoam. How on earth it got there, I don't know. Possibly it has phasing powers. It had gone where no piece of styrofoam had gone before. This was certainly true after I flushed it down the loo.

And now to bed.

I will probably wake up with yet another stray piece of styrofoam staring at me and sighing wistfully.

Comments

[supermouse.livejournal.com]

Oh heck I hope I didn't just wake you up laughing at this.

[winterbay.livejournal.com]

I like you, you're funny :)
Thank you for brightening my morning.

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

*Giggles profusely*

[troo.livejournal.com]

*snort*giggle*cough*

Remind me not to read your LJ posts while drinking coffee in the future?

[cat63.livejournal.com]

A 5'' piece of styrofoam smiled and waved sheepishly. ''lo', it said.

[giggle]

It sounds very cute :-)

[davidcook.livejournal.com]

Hee! You have a fanclub !

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

The mind boggles... O.o

[sessifet25.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I can't understand it either. I mean, I don't look anything like a piece of styrofoam, so you'd think I wasn't their type.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Clearly they're attracted to you ;)

[sbp.livejournal.com]

Never have glitter at a party - we still see occasional pieces from a party we had about 5 years ago. And it turned up in a glider in Scotland! We knew it was ours because it was purple and hexagonal.

[ciciaye.livejournal.com]

I should have some words with the styorofoam about asking nicely before straying into forbidden areas... :-)

CCA

[sessifet25.livejournal.com]

Oooh. Bad. :P