sessifet | Ooookay. Getting ticked off now...

I appear to have reverted to clumsy mode. Today I have:

- had to remind myself to stop walking before hitting my bed.
- kicked the server three times (my toes look like fun!).
- nearly brained myself on my ceiling twice.
- knocked my knee against my computer while:
- bringing up my mug to my mouth for tea which caused me to:
- hit myself in the teeth with the mug and then:
- proceeded to lean on my elbow, which hurts because:
- I whacked it into the living room door yesterday evening.

There is a high statistical probability that I will do one of the following:

- faceplant off either my bed or the stairs.
- electrocute myself slightly while working on my PC.
- set myself on fire whilst having a cigarette.

ETA:

I just dumped tea on my lap because I leant on my elbow again. I'm sharing this bit of advice you for nothing, okay? Do not, under any circumstances, go 'yowch!' and flail when you are holding a sodding mug full of sodding Earl Grey tea. I'm giving the fuck up, people...