*flails*

Note to fucking rude customer:

When you call the helpdesk, please don't chew in my ear, thank you ever so much. Eat your food before or after you call the helpdesk. I am a human being and do not want or need to hear you eat.

Also, please to be toning it down with the smacking of lips and the whole talking with your mouth full. I am here to help you, and I can do that a lot more effectively if you aren't nauseating me by loudly masticating your way through what sounds like a fucking brick wall. I want to help you. Unfortunately this is hampered by you answering my questions with 'Mmmph*mumble*Ooofahimmp*smacksmackcrunch*'.

So when I ask you politely to please put the food down for a bit while you talk to me, because you're rather difficult to understand through that foot long sandwich you just stuffed in your mouth, don't you fucking get huffy with me and tell that I should just fix your problem and stop complaining.

No love at all,

Your helpful (and nauseated) tech

*flails*

Note to fucking rude customer:

When you call the helpdesk, please don't chew in my ear, thank you ever so much. Eat your food before or after you call the helpdesk. I am a human being and do not want or need to hear you eat.

Also, please to be toning it down with the smacking of lips and the whole talking with your mouth full. I am here to help you, and I can do that a lot more effectively if you aren't nauseating me by loudly masticating your way through what sounds like a fucking brick wall. I want to help you. Unfortunately this is hampered by you answering my questions with 'Mmmph*mumble*Ooofahimmp*smacksmackcrunch*'.

So when I ask you politely to please put the food down for a bit while you talk to me, because you're rather difficult to understand through that foot long sandwich you just stuffed in your mouth, don't you fucking get huffy with me and tell that I should just fix your problem and stop complaining.

No love at all,

Your helpful (and nauseated) tech

I am a sad muppet.

We make use of a database (well, many databases...databi...thingies). The main one we use is called Primus. 

Just spent some time with a coworker complaining about it.

I voted for renaming the damn thing to Unicron.

I got a 'bzuh?'  look in return.

I am a sad, sad geek.

I am a sad muppet.

We make use of a database (well, many databases...databi...thingies). The main one we use is called Primus. 

Just spent some time with a coworker complaining about it.

I voted for renaming the damn thing to Unicron.

I got a 'bzuh?'  look in return.

I am a sad, sad geek.