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Nov. 15th, 2005 10:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sessifet*drum roll*
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this amazing show!
We promise, nay guarantee, you an unforgettable, once in a lifetime experience!
For tonight, my dear friends, you will have the chance to watch the great master of Kitten-fu himself!
Give him a big hand, ladies and gentlemen, for here he is: The Great! The Wonderful! The Amazing...Fuzzball of Doom!
Watch in amazement how he performs his mindboggling feats of Cuteness!
Gasp in delight as you watch him employ the secret tactics of the ancient masters of Kitten-fu!
He will dazzle you!
He will enchant you!
He will hypnotise you!
He will steal your boyfriend's cheese toastie when he's not looking...
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this amazing show!
We promise, nay guarantee, you an unforgettable, once in a lifetime experience!
For tonight, my dear friends, you will have the chance to watch the great master of Kitten-fu himself!
Give him a big hand, ladies and gentlemen, for here he is: The Great! The Wonderful! The Amazing...Fuzzball of Doom!
Watch in amazement how he performs his mindboggling feats of Cuteness!
Gasp in delight as you watch him employ the secret tactics of the ancient masters of Kitten-fu!
He will dazzle you!
He will enchant you!
He will hypnotise you!
He will steal your boyfriend's cheese toastie when he's not looking...
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Date: 2005-11-15 11:31 pm (UTC)*envious*
CCA
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Date: 2005-11-15 11:37 pm (UTC)He's very fond of head scritchies, but remember not to touch his tummy too much, unless you enjoy having your hand clawed to ribbons :)
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Date: 2005-11-15 11:53 pm (UTC)CCA
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Date: 2005-11-16 12:04 am (UTC)Our [late] cat we had stole a trout from under the grill when the phone rang. Lost his whiskers, but won a fish.
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Date: 2005-11-16 09:28 pm (UTC)A sausage from the table
At least one potato from Dad's plate
A piece of cold pork
A fairy cake (although that was unintentional - she leapt up onto the shelf, not knowing there were cakes up there, and got her claw in one)
Half the cream off the top of a pavlova
And the most memorable one, a bowl of turkey giblets left out to cool in back room. They would have given to her anyway, but pinching them was more exciting!
CCA