Relationship lessons

[sessifet]

I really shouldn't be allowed to talk about conjoined teabags and how they live a more fulfilling life after separation when I have just poured boiling water on one of the deconjoined bags. It makes azekeil twitch.

Going 'ia! ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!' while eating anchovies is unkind to unsuspecting boyfriends.

Comments

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm laughing at any rate... but then I know I'm weird !

[da-pol.livejournal.com]

If he's still unsuspecting then there's *no* hope for him.

[sessifet25.livejournal.com]

I don't think he was suspecting me to say it with anchovies dangling from my mouth, though.

[the-hatstand.livejournal.com]

Could've been worse.

Could've been during oral sex...

[sessifet25.livejournal.com]

If our sex life starts including anchovies (or really any other piscine creature) at any point in time, I'll be really worried...

[da-pol.livejournal.com]

Given what you've presented him with as a "we do this naow?" of late, I don't think *he'd* be that surprised :)

[easternpromise.livejournal.com]

Surely that's the best time to say it?