sessifet | household maths & notes

sort of clogged plumbing + hot shower + opening the door to call your girlfriend = mini deluge

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To my life:

Thank you very much for still trying to be interesting after all these years. Keep up the good work...but can I make a suggestion?

Less of the 'calamity' interesting stuff and more of the 'oooh, shiny' interesting stuff, please. I'd like to get a job, or perhaps win the lottery. Thanks ever so much.

Me

PS: You're planning another cat calamity, aren't you?

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To our dear cats:

What is wrong with you two? You never jumped on the countertops before. Do you really have to start now? I swear, next time I'll staple you to the wall.

The one who has access to your gooshy food

PS: No! You cannot have some of my cheese toastie!