Things I Am Not Allowed To Say When Beloved Is Playing Battlefield 2. Part the First

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"So...You meant to get run over by that tank?"

"I believe I can fly!"

"Run, Forrest, run!"

"This is not the vehicle you are looking for." *handwave*

"To your left! Your other left!"

"All your base are belong to us!" (okay, he didn't get that one, but come on, would you pass up the opportunity?)

"Make your time!" (see above)

"Ducking would have been a good idea."

Comments

[klonecaid.livejournal.com]

clicky

[st-lemur.livejournal.com]

You realize, of course, that this is an excellent argument for why you must say these things. ;)

[ruthi.livejournal.com]

Excellent!
Say them often.