sessifet | I learnt a new thing this weekend

Actually two. No, three. Okay, I tell a lie: four. Five. Oh no, wait, there's...oh heck. I'll start over.

I learnt a number of new things this weekend:

A) One can become incredibly fond of someone in under 36 hours.

B) 36 hours is not enough time spent with

the_hunter.

C) I can launch an eight stone rottie off the bed with one foot.^*

D) Willow has an amazing amount of dribble to spare.

E) Grinning begins to hurt at some point.

F) I have learnt that the bony thing at the front of your knee is not actually, as I always thought, a meniscus. It is in actual fact a patella.

G) Jesus fuck, it doesn't half bloody hurt to dislocate the little bugger by running into a pointy door.^**

^* In all honesty, she landed on my foot. I moved said foot vigorously and she whuffled, leapt straight into the air and then exited the bed.

^** This is not a new fact I have learnt. My patella has been dislocated before. It's been a few years since it done it last.