I can please have this shiny device?

[sessifet]

The answer to that should be^* 'Yes, you can', because, to celebrate having been paid (and because I've been wanting one for ages), I've bought myself this shiny device as a Christmas pressie.

I'm thinking it needs a name. You think Eugene would mind terribly if he got a namesake? He looks like a Eugene to me.

^*Apparently it will be delivered on or before December 4th.

*twiddles thumbs*

Is it here yet?

*twiddles thumbs some more*

Now?

*bounces up and down*
What about now?