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Now, I drive a Rover75 (Don't ask. Just...don't.). This is not a Small Car. It is in fact a Large Car. What overtook me on the M60 today, however, does not even fall into the category of Large Car. It also cruises smoothly past Big Car and straight into Humungous to the point where it straddles Ludicrous.

My first response was: What in the name of Cthulhu's sweet fluffy bunny slippers is that?

My second response was: Oh lord, BMW have made a car which appears to suffer from Elephantiasis. How lovely.

My third response was: How small is your penis?

The photos don't really do it justice, I have to say. Image something the shape of a hatchback, but the size of a Chelsea Tractor. In burgundy. It made