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I desire the power to make people's brain go 'phut'^*. Unfortunately, I'm torn between 'everyone' and 'specific men of my acquaintance'. This is rather annoying as it means my brain cannot decide between the power to make people's heads explode or the ability to make certain men dribble and go 'guh'.

I hate hormones...

^* I initially spelled that as 'hut', which just changes the whole slant of the rest of the post...