I am Not Ill(tm)

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Honestly. I'm not. Don't let the runny nose, sore throat, achey joints, headache and fever fool you into thinking I'm ill. Because I'm not. No sir, not me. Fit as a fiddle.

Hmm?

Oh. This? Why...this is just a really nice warm drink. *hides the Beechams*

*sneezes*