Verse two: same as verse one
Jan. 25th, 2011 12:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sessifetRemember yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeDONKEY!eeeeeeeeeeee? Yeah, the brain has moved on to yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeALPACCA!eeeeeeeeeeee.
Why? Because
a) alpaccas are awesome.
(Okay, I'll grant it that)
b) alpaccas make wool!
(Yyyes. Why do we want one?)
c) with our own wool, we could spin yarn and knit with it!
(Right....kinda cool, but...no.)
d) awww. Please?
(No! For fuck's sake, next thing I know you'll suggest we shave![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
azekeil's and ev1ldonut's cat to practice spinning yarn!)
e) ...
(Exactly!)
f) Actually...
(Don't. Even. Think. About. It.)
azekeil, ev1ldonut: don't worry, your cats are safe! There will be no shaving of cats, ever. I'm distracting the brain with pictures of pretty, pretty teapots and other cooking related things.
Why? Because
a) alpaccas are awesome.
(Okay, I'll grant it that)
b) alpaccas make wool!
(Yyyes. Why do we want one?)
c) with our own wool, we could spin yarn and knit with it!
(Right....kinda cool, but...no.)
d) awww. Please?
(No! For fuck's sake, next thing I know you'll suggest we shave
azekeil's and ev1ldonut's cat to practice spinning yarn!)e) ...
(Exactly!)
f) Actually...
(Don't. Even. Think. About. It.)
azekeil, ev1ldonut: don't worry, your cats are safe! There will be no shaving of cats, ever. I'm distracting the brain with pictures of pretty, pretty teapots and other cooking related things.
