You know, sometimes I think it'd be nice to have a place where you could trade PMS symptoms for a month:
'Here, you have my woe and darkness this month (remember, it can be kept under control with chocolate and snuggles). It's my turn for the mild malaise. Okay, whose turn is it for the manic cleaning? Hmm? Sure, I can take the lying in a dark room for two days next month. I've got a free spot. Right, could we all stop clamouring for the increased sex drive? We've made it as fair as possible, honestly. No-one's missing out. Except for the ones who want to, of course.'
It's not ideal, but we'd share and no-one'd be stuck with just the one thing for the next foreseeable future.
'Here, you have my woe and darkness this month (remember, it can be kept under control with chocolate and snuggles). It's my turn for the mild malaise. Okay, whose turn is it for the manic cleaning? Hmm? Sure, I can take the lying in a dark room for two days next month. I've got a free spot. Right, could we all stop clamouring for the increased sex drive? We've made it as fair as possible, honestly. No-one's missing out. Except for the ones who want to, of course.'
It's not ideal, but we'd share and no-one'd be stuck with just the one thing for the next foreseeable future.