My life is hard...

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I'm being dribbled on by Loki. He's sort of draped on my shoulder and going 'grrrnnhuuuuuugrrnnnnhuuuuuuu' in my ear and drooling down my top.

Every time I shift a bit, he goes 'grrnnnhuuuu*mwreep?*grrnnhuuuuuuu'.

When I pet him, the snoring gets modulated to 'vvvvrrrrrnnhuuuuuuvvvvrrrr'. I never knew it was physically possible for a cat to snore while purring. Or purr while snoring.

Goddamned cat and his relentless cuteness.