Jazz, the Duvet Assistant

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Jazz: It looks like you are putting a duvet cover on this duvet. Would you like some help?

A) Get help putting the duvet cover on the duvet
B) Just put the duvet in the cover without help

Me: Option B, please.

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Jazz: You are still putting a duvet cover on this duvet. Are you sure you wouldn't like some help? I'm good at helping.

A) Get help putting the duvet cover on the duvet
B) Just put the duvet in the cover without help, really

Me: Option B. Seriously.

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Jazz: I can't help but notice you're trying to put this duvet in that duvet cover. I'd sure be glad to help...

A) Get help putting the duvet cover on the duvet
B) I can do this on my own

Me: Still option B for me!

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Jazz: Oh hey! Duvet cover! Duvet! Just let me, I know how this works. Let's see...tab A goes into slot Q...

A) Have help putting the cover on the duvet
B) Have help putting the cover on the duvet

Me: Well...it appears I have help putting the cover on the duvet.

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Jazz: ...

Me: It looks like you are stuck between duvet cover and duvet. Would you like some help?

Jazz: I regret nothing!

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You can only do it properly if a cat is watching! :-) As Sasha used to tell me when I was dressmaking... (I haven't done that much dressmaking in front of Ella yet)